May 2013
DUMPSTER MUFFIN: Things I've Learned From Fun. →
jaildinner4life:
1. It’s totally cool to be obsessed with food and thinking about eating all the time.
2. If you wear whatever you want to you automatically look cool.
3. Musicians will do whatever it takes sometimes to get you into a show including making room on their guest list for you or finding someone…
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
Being the last single person in my group of...
whatshoulducallme:
jamesmcslut:
if you’ve never loved a band to the point where you put on their music and just lie on the floor sobbing while still attempting to sing along to every word, then i genuinely wonder how you could ever truely love anything
familyfriendlyurl:
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
Watching a T.V series / movie with friends who...
the-mischievous-hybrid:
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
Watchsweeneybarker:
Bill Hader and Fred Armisen laughing so much during an SNL skit that it couldn’t be aired
laughslastforever:
bigrnac:
i can speak canadian. moose moose syrup hockey moose moose
my grandmothers doing just fine. thanks for asking :)
roryomalley:
broadway people are so cute where did they get the cute did it come along with the talent
alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
taemanliness:
zcatz:
zcatz:
Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.
Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.
I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now.
how
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
therearenowomenlikeme:
I think the saddest part about Les Misérables really is that Jean Valjean doesn’t actually get to eat the bread he steals.
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
lusture:
lusture:
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character joining you at your lunch table when you were sitting alone
