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shooshedpappings:

ghostbeez:

apracticalman:

quadrangledreality:

psilentasincjelli:

bmehay:

finefox:

pizza pizza pizza

Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume

#DICK IN A BOX
none pizza with left beef

Jesus CHRIST

I think you mean Jesus CRUST

#I’m here to deliver the sausage you ordered #ohohoho

JESUS CRUST
art-history-ftw:

Johannes Vermeer, Woman reading a letter at an open window,  c.1658

kourtnian:

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

Praise the lord

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ging-ler:

kkristoff:

pretty-disney-princess:

Okay so Elsa’s face when Hans awakens is probably my favorite thing

"ugh not you again"

please please please now that we have hd we MUST do close ups on things that were hard to see before, because this, this is GOLD

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III, scene iii, line 92…

“no.”

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.


what does glomps even mean